Defense Secretary Leon E. Panetta has approved a new medal designed to recognize service members directly affecting combat operations who may not even be on the same continent as the action.
The Distinguished Warfare Medal recognizes the changing face of warfare. In the past, few, if any, service members not actually in a combat zone directly affected combat operations.
These new capabilities have given American service members the ability to engage the enemy and change the course of battle, even from afar, Panetta said.
“I’ve always felt -- having seen the great work that they do, day in and day out -- that those who performed in an outstanding manner should be recognized. Unfortunately, medals that they otherwise might be eligible for simply did not recognize that kind of contribution.”
Now, the Defense Department does.
“The medal provides distinct, departmentwide recognition for the extraordinary achievements that directly impact on combat operations, but that do not involve acts of valor or physical risk that combat entails,” Panetta said.
Technological advancements have dramatically changed how the American military conducts and supports warfighters. Unmanned aerial vehicles, unmanned underwater vehicles, missile defense technology and cyber capabilities all affect combat operations while the operators may not be anywhere near the combat zone. The new medal recognizes the contributions of these service members.
It will not be awarded for acts of battlefield valor, officials said. It will be awarded in the name of the secretary of defense to members of the military whose extraordinary achievements directly impacted combat operations, and cannot be used as an end-of-tour award.
“This new medal recognizes the changing character of warfare and those who make extraordinary contributions to it,” said Army Gen. Martin E. Dempsey, the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. “The criteria for this award will be highly selective and reflect high standards.”
The most immediate example is the work of an unmanned aerial vehicle operator who could be operating a system over Afghanistan while based at Creech Air Force Base, Nev. The unmanned aerial vehicle would directly affect operations on the ground. Another example is that of a soldier at Fort Meade, Md., who detects and thwarts a cyberattack on a DOD computer system.
The medal could be used to recognize both these exceptional acts, officials said.
In the order of precedence, the Distinguished Warfare Medal will be below the Distinguished Flying Cross, and will be limited to achievements that are truly extraordinary.
“The member’s actions must have resulted in an accomplishment so exceptional and outstanding as to clearly set the individual apart from comrades or from other persons in similar situations,” a DOD official said.
The military department secretary must approve each award, and it may not be presented for valorous actions.
“This limitation was specifically included to keep the Distinguished Warfare Medal from detracting from existing valor decorations, such as the Medal of Honor, Service Crosses and Silver Star Medal,” the official said.
Award criteria will be incorporated into the next revision of DOD Manual 1348.33-V3, Manual of Military Decorations and Awards, Volume 3.
The following account is of one of our drone pilots earning this medal:
Dan Hladr, Airman 2nd Class sits at his control seat.
He's piloting a Predator drone armed with a pair of Hellfire missiles with one hand, the other shifts between:
A burrito
Scratching his weeks-unwashed balls
Picking at the top of his asscrack for the cheese
Sniffing his fingers
Another bite of his burrito
Suck down some more of his BIG GULP pepsi
Digging at his nose
Looking around to seeing if anyone's watching then eating the nose goblin
Looking around to see if anyone's watching, then sneaking off on a screen to watch some TSA enhanced search kiddie porn, he unzips his pants and they fly apart, relieved from his 400lb bulk, he starts to try... and... find... he must jerk off but his manhood's so small he's lucky he can find his balls to relieve the itching!
Taking another bite of his burrito
FART
Wait-got a prompt, got a fire mission and coordinates... its for some shack in Rhode Island!
Airman 2nd Class Hladr bravely guides the Predator UCAV into hostile territory! Through his drone's camera he can see one of those evil anti-government militiamen with his rifle!
Hladr steers his UCAV into an attack posture, he FARTS... that one was ripe... wait, uh oh...
...That fart was wet...
...It's very wet...
...Oh God he can smell it! He wonders if anyone else can see it as he locks in on the cabin, from the GPS coordinates brave census takers laid in a few years back.
He LOCKS ON,shifting in his chair, the brownish ooze seeping through his fatigues and into the cloth of the chair!
HE FIRES!
The Hellfire streaks to target and it EXPLODES.
Airman 2nd Class Hladr's commanding officer comes over... "Good Job Airman!"
"Thank You Sir!"
CO checks out some of Hladr's TSA kiddie porn, he starts to get hot... "oh Hladr, you naughty boy you," Hladr's CO liked fatties.
"Oh, you made a mess! Oooh"
(THE NEXT FOUR PARAGRAPHS DEPICT GAY SEX BETWEEN TWO ACTIVE DUTY SERVICEMEN INVOLVING ORAL SEX, ANAL SEX, AND 'SCAT' PLAY. DUE TO DECENCY STANDARDS AT AWRM.ORG AND MY OWN STOMACH THEY WILL NOT BE POSTED)
Airman 2nd Class Dan Hladr stands at attention by his drone jockey chair-it's a new, clean one and he's been upgraded in rank to Airman 1st Class and his new assignment is a Reaper Drone. As his Predator drone replacement curses his fate in the background cleaning out Dan Hladr's diarrrhea the CO pins the Distinguished Warfare Medal onto the 400lb carcass of Dan Hladr.
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Airman 1st Class Dan Hladr is at the controls of his new Reaper Drone: not only can he fly much further and faster, he could shoot up a lot more of those rednecks gun owners.
He's piloting one hand, the other shifts between:
A burrito
Scratching his weeks-unwashed balls
Picking at the top of his asscrack for the cheese
Sniffing his fingers
Another bite of his burrito
Suck down some more of his BIG GULP pepsi
Digging at his nose
Looking around to seeing if anyone's watching then eating the nose goblin
Looking around to see if anyone's watching, then sneaking off on a screen to watch some TSA enhanced search kiddie porn, he unzips his pants and they fly apart, relieved from his 400lb bulk, he starts to try... and... find... he must jerk off but his manhood's so small he's lucky he can find his balls to relieve the itching!
Taking another bite of his burrito
FART
He's guiding his remote controlled death machine over the skies of Eastern North Carolina, and through his sensors zeroed in on his next target...
...A big burly militia man in woodland camo, his M-14 rifle aiming at something but it starts to do something to the 400lb fattie.
Dan felt his wood rise.
He felt himself getting hard seeing this uncivilized, probably politically incorrect American hold that big gun. Dan starts to sweat, he wants to hold that American's big gun-but not the gun in his hands, the big gun he was born with, inside his camo. That and the pair of grenades right underneath.
Next thing his commanding officer comes by, sees Airman 1st Class Dan Hladr in his pants masturbating furiously! He (THE NEXT SIX PARAGRAPHS REDACTED AS THEY DEPICT HOMOSEX...
UH-IN HIS MOUTH?! AW MAN, NOT-DUDE, THAT'S NOT CHOCOLATE COVERING THE CO'S FACE!
AW-NOW HE'S SNIFFING AND PLAYING WITH IT!!
OH, AW NAW NOW IT'S THE AIRMAN'S TURN OH-OH GOD NO!)
Airman 1st Class Dan Hladr literally broke his CO's back when he played pitcher, bowled over and his 400lbs broke his 130lb AIDS ridden back. As he's carted off by paramedics, the base commander has the Airman stand attention before him.
"So, couldn't wait til' a bath break to have some fun-RIGHT AIRMAN?"
"SIR, NO SIR!"
"You LIKE having fun, DON'T YOU AIRMAN?"
"SIR, YES SIR!"
"Well then, I got these four kids-a girl and three boys, fresh from a CPS raid on an Amish farm. Want to help me introduce them to the 21st Century?"
Dan looked at the scared, hungry kids, he didn't think he could get excited but next thing he's stripping off his digital cam uniform along with the Base Commander. (NEXT SEVERAL PARAGRAPHS REDACTED DUE TO REPEATED CHILD RAPE AND HOMOSEXUAL PRACTICES BETWEEN HLADR AND HIS BASE COMMANDER)
Meanwhile, a Militia man in Eastern North Carolina lays the sights of his M-14 rifle on the head of a State Trooper, and as he squeezes the trigger he has no ideal how close he came to having his home suffer a "natural gas explosion". Of course, they lost that Reaper drone and both that Base Commander and Airman 1st Class Dan Hladr would NOT be sitting when the crash investigator from the Pentagon would bring his rape-trained Rottweiller and a video camera.
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